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People Who Should Die by My Hand

This is a list of people who no longer have a right to live. I want them dead and will make it happen at my earliest convenience. Most of these are self-explanatory, but I'll clarify for those who don't know me very well. Without further delay, I present to you :

THE SHIT LIST

I've decided that in the spirit of being a human being and all, I might just forgive all those assholes who have offended me in the past. They know who they are, with possible exceptions being people I've never actually met before. . . Anyhoo, I'm starting the list anew so beware and be nice. . . :D

The guy who sold my engine out from under me is a piece of shit who should die and rot in Hell. MY GODDAMN ENGINE! MINE ! ! !
Sprint PCS phone service blows fucking monkey balls and should not be allowed to exist let alone charge me 300 dollars a month for a cell phone. Cocksuckers. *spits at them*

2005-07-04 [The Crimson King]: lol. Well, there was that one time. . . Beg me for your life Katie, beg me for it. . . Muahahahaaaaa!!!!

2005-07-11 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yeah but back to the original point of my message....who's steve. you have yet to mention this "Steve" person before...

2005-07-11 [The Crimson King]: tell ya later.

2005-07-25 [Flamable_Sperm]: hello everybody

2005-08-02 [BootySkittles]: ::still begging for mercy::

2005-08-02 [The Crimson King]: *thinking* mercy granted. *ding* Hi, sperm.

2005-08-03 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: sperm? ahh okay...

2005-08-03 [The Crimson King]: Lol. *slap* pay attention.

2005-08-04 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Flamable? Ouch. What if you get some in someone's hair? Hard enough to get out as it is...

2005-08-04 [The Crimson King]: Especially if you get it wet. *shudder* We pulled a cum-covered wookie out of our shower drain. It was roughly the size of a rat.

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Well I can honestly say that THATS never happened before...to me anyways. You threw that cummy Chewbacca away, right?

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: Nope, sold it on ebay. 3 euros

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yep...makes sense...some european sicko took that off your hands...probably adds his own hair and cum to it regularly...Keeps it in a shrine.

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: it's priceless. He saw the face of Jesus in it,

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: lol....too bad you didn't pawn if off on some mexican. You'd get a lot of pesos to your dollar...

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: Pesos are worthless to Irishmen though. . .

2005-08-06 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Pesos are worthless period...

2005-08-06 [The Crimson King]: Now now brown cow. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: You said it I'm repeating....

2005-08-08 [The Crimson King]: Ummm. Riiiiiiiight. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: You were the one in taco bell....i just laughed after you said it.

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